In life, it is either my way or the highway.
If you choose not to go my way, and instead decide to take the highway, know this....
I own the highway.
And on my highway, there is year round construction. So you are going to run in to some nasty pot holes, closed lanes, and many delays. Also, it is always winter on my highway, so you will be faced with 6 foot tall snow drifts, black ice, and white out conditions. Why? Because on my highway, we do not plow for your convenience. But rather we laugh at you as you struggle to keep control of your vehicle and avoid ending up in the ditch of endless failure. Why is it called the ditch of endless failure? Because there are no tow trucks to come and rescue you, EVER.
Should you manage to overcome all of these obstacles and make it to the end of my highway, you will be disappointed to realize that my highway is a never ending circle, with no exits. At this point you will once again be faced with the choice of either taking my way, or taking the highway...but we know how that plan worked out for you the first time, don't we?
So in summary, it is really just a better choice for you to do things my way. Should you choose to fight me, and take the highway, you will soon realize it would have been much easier to just do it the right way (my way) the first time. I can do this all day. I never tire, and I will defeat you.
